Energy Healing Consumer
Teslar Watches Warning
Let’s turn our attention to a pricey new fad, Teslar Watches. Surprisingly these may not help you exactly as advertised. In fact, what inspired today’s post?
Quite Some Cautionary Tale, that’s What!
Yesterday I facilitated an Energy Spirituality ENERGY HEALING session for my client Joe. On the bright side, he received dramatic improvement to his aura. And received it in record time.
But why did he need that aura healing in the first place? Oh, Blog-Buddies, I’ve got a wild tale to tell. By all means, let’s do it justice. Broadening the context, we can make this an extra-useful article for you as a consumer of energy healing.
Noteworthy: This article runs longer than most of my blog posts. So read it in installments, if that helps. As a consumer of energy healing, what you’ll learn here could protect you a lot.
Energy Healing Consumer, Part 1
Starting Here, with the Scientific Hype Regarding Auras
In the First Place, What Is a Teslar Watch?
It’s a product you can wear on your body. For example, you can click here to read the slick marketing claims. Accompanied by pricey images.
- Resulting in some allure, some persuasiveness. (Heck, all this sure convinced my client Joe.)
- Personally, I’d call it a shiny new toy. Scientific seeming. Crazy expensive. (More on that part later.)
- Most icky, in my opinion, using “science” to “protect people’s auras.” (More on that later, too.)
Teslar Marketing Claim #1
Supposedly we’re all suffering from “electromagnetic pollution.”
“Computers, mobile phones, Wi-Fi, televisions, tablets — all these devices disrupt our brain and nervous system functionality, destabilizing our body’s natural electromagnetic field. As a result we are exposed to a level of electromagnetic frequency millions of times higher than ever before.” Supposedly, that should make us all desperate to buy a solution to rescue our auras.
Teslar Marketing Claim #2
Their “technology” contains a magical chip. Of course, they put this claim in a fancier way: “TESLAR watches, contain a non-HERTZIAN Signal-Producing CHIP. “The non-HERTZIAN, scalar CHIP functions as Quantum Piezoelectric Force (QPF) stated that the “rhythmic percussion generates non-HERTZIAN PE-Charge that systematically ignites every cell.”
Systematically “igniting every cell” in a person’s body? See any problem yet, Blog-Buddies?
Teslar Marketing Claim #3
Let’s tinker with your aura by making it more like the planet’s “natural frequency.” (Seriously?)
“Teslar technology utilizes the measurable electric field in the watch’s battery combined with the magnetic field of the coil in order to create a zero-point waveform with a scalar pulse of 7 to 9 times per second (7–9Hz). This frequency range mimics Earth’s natural frequency which may reduce the negative effects of stress.”
And this is okay to do this to people??? Just because it’s possible to do it?
Energy Healing Consumer, Part 2
As a Smart Consumer, Do You Notice Any Problems Yet?
First of all, the branding publicity never refers to this product as what it is. It’s a watch. Just a certain kind of wristwatch. However, it’s referred to as a “technology.” Really! So much fancy-talk! Take a closer look at this website and you’ll see that underlying scientific fancy-talk. As if that’s supposed to confer prestige for the product’s alleged appeal for energy healing. Next, let’s question that website’s three big product claims:
Basically, What’s Wrong with Teslar Marketing Claim #1
Undoubtedly there are many devices today that emit electromagnetic frequencies. Most notably, including this very product! But these didn’t just happen suddenly. Like with no warning, human beings have electric lights. Televisions. Computers. Mobile phones.
In fact, these technologies developed over a couple hundreds of years. All along, we human beings have been adapting. Makers of this product are trying to panic us about all this. However, we can calm down and think about reality.
For instance, do you know that electric lights have become popular? Happened just yesterday… If you’re living in 1882. ;-)
Furthermore, What’s Wrong with Teslar Marketing Claim #2
This product “systematically ignites every cell.” And that’s supposed to be a good thing? Why? Because of somebody’s theory? Wouldn’t it be wise to first test this on lab rats for 50 years? Oh no, why bother. Besides, that might be cruel. Instead, let’s just use human volunteers.
Finally, What’s Wrong with Teslar Marketing Claim #3
This claim could be laughable. At least, it might be laughable… If people weren’t messing up their auras by using this product. The watches are supposed to make people’s electromagnetic fields — their auras — “mimic Earth’s natural frequency”? And that’s supposed to calm us down? Hey, last time I checked with Mother Earth:
- Mother Earth isn’t a human being.
- No problem with paying the rent. Keeping a job. Avoiding the Covid-10 Pandemic.
- Being a planet is definitely different from being human.
- But if you’re intelligent enough to believe in Climate Change, hello! Would you really call the current state of our planet blissfully calm?
Why would an intelligent person ever believe in something so preposterous?????? Minus the slick graphics, the claim to being “scientific,” and — let’s face it — the high price tag? Who would believe in something this preposterous?
Energy Healing Consumer, Part 3
Please, Please, Pay Attention to this Underlying Problem as Well
Actually, the T. Technology website describes a big problem right up-front. Kinda describes it, anyway.
- “30% of population [sic]
- “Suffers from hypersensitivity
- “as a result of the potentially harmful frequencies emitted by our everyday devices.”
Alternatively, people today are struggling because they don’t know how to handle what?
Not the lack of PRODUCT that promises the moon. Or the “calmness” of Earth. Instead, most people don’t yet know how to handle living in the Age of Awakening. One way or another, most people today are having trouble with their energy sensitivity.
Widespread sensitivity to energy IS new for the planet. Ever since a few decades pre-Shift on 12/21/12. But do we really need to medicalize it with a psychological label like “hypersensitivity”?
Wow, those Teslar Technology Experts Must Be Geniuses
At least in their own opinions of self. After all:
- They lead off with a term used by mental health professionals: hypersensitivity. (Guess that expertise is included in their job description as geniuses.)
- Impressively, also they know all about “Earth’s natural frequency.”
- Down to creating a chip to install this into people’s auras.
- Somehow they know this is good for their customers.
- Also impressive, they know how to make a wristwatch that tells time.
So what’s the price tag? Anywhere between $400.00 and $2,695.00
But What CAN’T these Brilliant Watchmakers Do?
Read auras. Research even a single chakra databank. Energy-wise, these aura-tinkerers are totally illiterate. Clearly.
Because if they had decent energetic literacy, hello: They could read the auras of people who wear their product. And then they’d likely take these watches off the market as fast as I can say, “Ouch.”
Yesterday I read Joe’s aura, and what I found was absolutely horrifying. Of course, at the time, I didn’t know the problem was his watch.
Energy Healing Consumer, Part 4
What Happened to Joe, a Too-Trusting Energy Healing Consumer?
Life wasn’t going great for Joe. As a long-term Energy Spirituality client, he felt like something was wrong. Yet he didn’t know what. Wisely, he booked a session with me.
Because we Energy Spirituality Practitioners know about many different ways that an aura can get messed up. And we’ve got skills to help.
- As a client, you just show up and bring your aura.
2. Plus, you can ask about a problem related to personal growth or your spiritual awakening.
3. Or you can just say, as Joe did, “Something feels off. I’m having so many problems. Where to start?” Early on, I did a Skilled Empath Merge to assess what was going on. (Basically, Skilled Empath Merge is an extra-oomphy way to learn about a person’s aura.)
And Joe’s Aura Was Such a Mess
Only two months before I’d facilitated a session for him. And Joe was doing fine. For years he’d been living with the consciousness lifestyle of The New Strong.
Now his aura was like that of somebody with Spiritual Addiction. And an unusually spaced-out version, actually. Like the consciousness lifestyle of folks who’ve lived for five years or more with Spiritual Addiction.
Energy Healing Consumer, Part 5
Protect Yourself, Sure.
But Don’t Give Yourself New Energy Problems.
Very likely, in the case of Teslar, the cure was worse than the disease.
Quite likely, the disease was really imaginary. More accurately, the big picture need for this Energy Healing Technology… was a sloppy mislabeling.
Easy to do if a money-making business happens to be energy-illiterate! After a few minutes, Joe thought to mention his Teslar Technology. And he summarized what it was supposed to do.
“Take it off. Immediately,” I said. He did. Thank God, within five minutes his aura was far more normal. After 20 minutes, I used the system of Soul Thrill® Aura Research to pinpoint the consequences of wearing that watch.
Here’s a summary: Ugly-ugly-icky-and-ugly.
Do you really need to subject your personal aura… to this “energy chip”? Or other products to protect against EMFs? Because this messed-up thinking doesn’t just happen with Teslar watches.
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